dance yourself clean

vagina-itch:

a really hot guy had to see my driver’s license today 

the driver’s license in which the picture looks like ive suffered a stroke

and had been punched on the face repeatedly

and had been crying for 2 hours

that picture

madturbating:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS YOU FIRST

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lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

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cnnbreaking:

responsibilities

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sollux:

that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great

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free-earl:

is what we have real……or r the snapchats ur sending me mass snapchats…..</3

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phleps:

survey: do you regret following me yet

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